The Hair Bonnet

This hair bonnet was in a drawer.  We haven't used this hair bonnet for a long time.  We haven't even seen this hair bonnet.  Then one day.....here comes Granma, with the hair bonnet on.  Now I don't care if she wears the hair bonnet.  Goahead and wear the hair bonnet Granma, if that's what floats your boat, go for it.
But now we're on day three.  Okay, even three days of hair bonnet, no big deal, but I'm tell'n you.....It's the hair bonnet morning, noon and night.  She goes to bed with the hair bonnet on.  She gets up with the hair bonnet on, she goes through the day with the hair bonnet on.  We're going to church tomorrow......hair bonnet or no hair bonnet, that is the question.
For sure she won't be wearing the hair bonnet to church, the trick is how to get it off and away from her with out retaliation.  I know....when we get undressed and I'm pulling the shirts over her head (shirts, plural, because she tries to wears 3 or four of them at one time) amazingly the hair bonnet will come off and magically disappear." Hmmmmmm Granma, I don't know what happened to your hair bonnet."

THE END.  :)  Life is Good!